I have several strong advantages

[EternalOptimist]

I have just been looking at my cat, Brewster-Roustabout, and I realise that I heve several strong advantages.
Firstly, I can open the door to come and go without having to ask some big monkey to do it for me.
Second, I have an opposable thumb which enables me to play games on my computer whilst drinking beer
Third, although we both licked my plate after I had finished my bacon butties this a.m. , at least I hadnt spent fifteen minutes licking my bum clean first

[DodgyAgent]

I have just been looking at my cat, Brewster-Roustabout, and I realise that I heve several strong advantages.
Firstly, I can open the door to come and go without having to ask some big monkey to do it for me.
Second, I have an opposable thumb which enables me to play games on my computer whilst drinking beer
Third, although we both licked my plate after I had finished my bacon butties this a.m. , at least I hadnt spent fifteen minutes licking my bum clean first

[oscarose]

I have just been looking at my cat, Brewster-Roustabout, and I realise that I heve several strong advantages.
Firstly, I can open the door to come and go without having to ask some big monkey to do it for me.
Second, I have an opposable thumb which enables me to play games on my computer whilst drinking beer
Third, although we both licked my plate after I had finished my bacon butties this a.m. , at least I hadnt spent fifteen minutes licking my bum clean first

Get a cat flap.

[Paddy]

[v8gaz]

Get a cat flap.

What, in his trousers to let the cat lick his bum clean as well?

[Moscow Mule]

Is this a new Brewster? I thought the original had a sticky end?

[BrilloPad]

There are some advantages to being a cat. My sister-outlaw's cat(Shen) had a fit today. She was very old and due to die. The vet put her down. A human would have been kept alive in pain while the doctor's practice their latest treatments on them.

[oscarose]

What, in his trousers to let the cat lick his bum clean as well?

Well, I think access to flaps is good for both cats and humans. My moggy loves it, together with the automatic feeder. Can leave her be all week licking her bum, if I'm away on business - holidays too. Ideal pet.

[OwlHoot]

The cat at my lodgings is obsessed by my car (a Jag, by coincidence). Each night as I park in the road outside, the cat rushes over jumps on the boot and starts walking about all over the car (leaving small scratches!). But as soon as I get out it seems to lose interest and stalk off. I suspect it doesn't fullly understand that the car isn't a living thing but thinks of it as some strange metallic tortoise with glaring eyes.

[KimberleyChris]

Our sadly-missed old cat could lick its own nuts.

Humans can't.

Thanks God...thanks a lot...