Cash for gold!

[mudskipper]

I've received an unsolicited mail from postgoldforcash.com which includes a postage paid special delivery envelope.
Any suggestions as to what I should send them?

(Unless anyone does have some gold they want to sell - DP?)

[AtW]

I've received an unsolicited mail from postgoldforcash.com which includes a postage paid special delivery envelope.

Paint a lead bar using yellow colour and send it back.

HTH

[mudskipper]

Paint a lead bar using yellow colour and send it back.

HTH

How about one of these?



(Of course, that would mean I'd have to eat the rest of the packet...)

[DimPrawn]

Send them a photo of Gordon Brown with Sorry! written on the back.

[AtW]

Send them a photo of Gordon Brown with Sorry! written on the back.

They would know instantly that it is a fake card.

[Paddy]

I've received an unsolicited mail from postgoldforcash.com which includes a postage paid special delivery envelope.
Any suggestions as to what I should send them?

(Unless anyone does have some gold they want to sell - DP?)

Wrap up a lump of concrete and attach the pre-paid envelope

[TheFaQQer]

I've received an unsolicited mail from postgoldforcash.com which includes a postage paid special delivery envelope.
Any suggestions as to what I should send them?

(Unless anyone does have some gold they want to sell - DP?)

Send them some iron pyrite.

If they give you cash, they're fools.

[BrilloPad]

How about the lyrics to the song by Spandau Ballet?

[Zippy]

I've received an unsolicited mail from postgoldforcash.com which includes a postage paid special delivery envelope.
Any suggestions as to what I should send them?

(Unless anyone does have some gold they want to sell - DP?)

C'mon k2p2 - you've been dying to get rid of that old monitor for free for ages (unless you have a dead fridge freezer?)

[wim121]

Send them some iron pyrite.

If they give you cash, they're fools.

Hahahaha funnily enough, after reading kp's post I was thinking, try sending them a lump of fools gold .....