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What is so special about Essex?

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    What is so special about Essex?

    Why does it get it's own TV show? Should other counties not get their own TV show? The only way is Sussex, where the girls all don wellington boots, drive tractors and have malt and barley vajazzles?

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Why does it get it's own TV show? Should other counties not get their own TV show? The only way is Sussex, where the girls all don wellington boots, drive tractors and have malt and barley vajazzles?

    Think of it more like the Victorian era where the rich paid to visit The Bedlam lunatic asylum so they could point and laugh.
    Just saying like.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
      Think of it more like the Victorian era where the rich paid to visit The Bedlam lunatic asylum so they could point and laugh.
      "The only way is Victorian", with syphillis vajazzles. This could work. Off to do some penmanship, look out ITV+1+1+1+1, there's a new literary genius about to be born.

      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        "The only way is Victorian", with syphillis vajazzles. This could work. Off to do some penmanship, look out ITV+1+1+1+1, there's a new literary genius about to be born.

        Please don't write "The only way is Luton".
        "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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          #5
          Originally posted by Freamon View Post
          Please don't write "The only way is Luton".
          Well I wouldn't, as Luton is not a county.

          Are you sure you're a contactor
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Well I wouldn't, as Luton is not a county.

            Are you sure you're a contactor
            Is "Victorian" a county, suity?
            "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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              #7
              Originally posted by Freamon View Post
              Is "Victorian" a county, suity?
              Artistic license. As it's my thread I can do what I like.

              <mincey-mincey-flounce›
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Well I wouldn't, as Luton is not a county.

                Are you sure you're a contactor
                Are you having problems with your R key as well?

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                  #9
                  Not just a TV show. Darren Hayman (of Hefner fame) released a whole album of Essex themed songs.

                  Dagenham Ford is genius!

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