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Would you help a friend to die?

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    #11
    I can actually confirm that I have done this

    I lent my buddy a tenner this morning, plus paid for his curry last thursdie




    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      In the old days the olduns would pass away peaceably on a cold winter's night, which seems like a good solution for all concerned.
      "Middle of the night, the eskimos would take their elderly out into the snow, and leave them there. That's why there's no eskimo word for Eastbourne" - A J Rimmer

      It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere, all alone drinking mango juice . . . .
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        I can actually confirm that I have done this

        I lent my buddy a tenner this morning, plus paid for his curry last thursdie




        Well done, would you like a kipper tie?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          I feel pretty strongly about this. If it called for it, and MF was suffering then I think I would . . .
          He's been suffering with it for years.
          "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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            #15
            Originally posted by Freamon View Post
            He's been suffering with it for years.
            Settled then. In the name of kindness, we're going to do him in.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Settled then. In the name of kindness, we're going to do him in.
              You bring the rope, handcuffs etc.
              "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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                #17
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Well done, would you like a kipper tie?
                milk , no sugar please
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  milk , no sugar please
                  Got any whales?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
                    You bring the rope, handcuffs etc.
                    I think he means to kill me, not tie me up and bugger me.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      I think he means to kill me, not tie me up and bugger me.


                      euthenase
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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