We need a new eckonommick jeenius; apply here

[MarillionFan]

Now that Sasguru has flounced, we need a new resident economic wizard who can give us random economic forecasts, high level business opinion and financial insights, while calling us cretins. Or nincompoops, which is a word I like but haven't heard for a while.

Please post a CV relevant to the post of 'CUK Eckonommick Jeenius'.

Remember, we are an equal opportunities employer; bribes will be accepted from anyone regardless of race, gender, disability or religion.

Be sure to enclose two references.

I think I we may have just discovered Sasguru's real name.

Urban Dictionary: cretin

Reggie.