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All the cocks call me a prick. So I've logically concluded I can't be one.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHe's been told enough times that he's worked it out by now.Hard Brexit now!
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Maybe they recognise a fellow.Originally posted by sasguru View PostAll the cocks call me a prick. So I've logically concluded I can't be one.Comment
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By default that makes you a pussy thenOriginally posted by sasguru View PostAll the cocks call me a prick. So I've logically concluded I can't be one.
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What a load of pishOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
disguised permie alert 

It's a contractual term with which they need to comply. You 'just forget the £3k and move on' brigade really need to learn what contracts are all about.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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And you won't miss them at all!
Have a great arse-free day!
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The really funny bit about this whole thing is that on Friday, I dumped my laptop and badge on Programme Manager's desk and headed off. I got a phone call while on my way home to tell me I had to come in this week as they needed a handover to a new PM. Came in this morning and new (permmie) PM who I arranged to meet at 9 AM has gone to another building and is 'too busy' to see me todayOriginally posted by cojak View PostAnd you won't miss them at all!
Have a great arse-free day!

So (to keep TF happy) I'm carrying out 'work' in return for payment during my 'notice' period which involves waiting for a guy to find the time to come and speak to me.
Am I the first contractor to get terminated for 'misconduct' then told i couldn't leave immediately ?
No wonder this bank is going down
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Will you be buying a new kebab van next week then?Originally posted by TestMangler View PostThe really funny bit about this whole thing is that on Friday, I dumped my laptop and badge on Programme Manager's desk and headed off. I got a phone call while on my way home to tell me I had to come in this week as they needed a handover to a new PM. Came in this morning and new (permmie) PM who I arranged to meet at 9 AM has gone to another building and is 'too busy' to see me today
So (to keep TF happy) I'm carrying out 'work' in return for payment during my 'notice' period which involves waiting for a guy to find the time to come and speak to me.
Am I the first contractor to get terminated for 'misconduct' then told i couldn't leave immediately ?
No wonder this bank is going down
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No. Got my eye on a chippy though....Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWill you be buying a new kebab van next week then?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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