My mental picture of certain CUK posters

[wendigo100]

Wendigo Hairy fat bloke who likes wearing his wife's underwear

I'm neither hairy or fat.

I am six feet tall, which is not as tall as Tony English.

[sasguru]

I'm neither hairy or fat.

I am six feet tall, which is not as tall as Tony English.

But you're saying you do like wearing your wife's underwear?

[DaveB]

And if you're wondering what I look like, just think a young James Bond ....

Actually I was thinking more Open University Geography Lecturer. Beard, jacket with leather elbow patches, sandals...

[sasguru]

Actually I was thinking more Open University Geography Lecturer. Beard, jacket with leather elbow patches, sandals...

I can just imagine it:

"The name is Bond ...Professor Nigel Bond from Milton Keynes"

[Xenophon]

We all know what Threaded and Atw look like. But here is my mental picture of some other random posters:

Chico: Short, thick-looking, Latino bloke with mad staring eyes

Francko: Short, chain-smoking, muscle-bound guy with a Sopranos accent, always preening in the mirror at the YMCA gym


Jabberwocky Pimply adolescent, struggling with his GCSEs, surfing for porn while his mother is out turning tricks

ScotsPine Severe Presbyterian bloke with a beard

Lone Gunman Sits at his computer surfing for porn and cracking a few off every few minutes

Wendigo Hairy fat bloke who likes wearing his wife's underwear

Janey Inspiration for the Queen song "Fat-bottomed girls make the world go round"

LuciferBox Like Jamie Oliver, only has a tail and horns

Mailman Large, fat, red-faced yokel chewing a straw - a little slow to respond to stimuli


And if you're wondering what I look like, just think a young James Bond ....

zeitghost Looks like a Giant Alien Lizard. Green, scaley skin. Eats nameless crew members of the Starship Enterprise.

[sasguru]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

The relief.

Thought I'd been forgotten.

Again.

Sorry ZG. I thought everyone knew you looked like a lizard ...

[The Lone Gunman]

Sorry ZG. I thought everyone knew you looked like a lizard ...

you forgot to mention that he is always angry because his Chalfonts are giving him gip.

[Jabberwocky]

I forgive your insolence little one. I realise my great intellect can be overbearing at times. The King of the Jungle occasionally treads on a few lesser creatures. My roar is deafening, my bite is final.

[sasguru]

I forgive your insolence little one. I realise my great intellect can be overbearing at times. The King of the Jungle occasionally treads on a few lesser creatures. My roar is deafening, my bite is final.

But more than anything, your farts are silent but deadly.

[janey]

Janey Inspiration for the Queen song "Fat-bottomed girls make the world go round"

you forgot about the big boobs