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Woman loses virginity twice

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    #31
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Probably, but you could also do the 'three fingered bowling ball' pick up


    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TestMangler again.
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #32
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      Gonna need to learn a whole new set of these too
      Just saying like.

      where there's chaos, there's cash !

      I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

      Lowering the tone since 1963

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        #33


        I liked this quote

        'When I was sixteen I had some arguments with my biology teacher. He said that if I insisted that I had two vaginas, how could I be expected to sit my O Level'



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        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #34
          Scanned the article. Deduced she's quite fit. Then giggled at: 'So if I get pregnant I have to be very aware not to get pregnant on the other side.'
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #35
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Scanned the article. Deduced she's quite fit. Then giggled at: 'So if I get pregnant I have to be very aware not to get pregnant on the other side.'
            That's what the tradesmens entrance is for.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #36
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Scanned the article. Deduced she's quite fit. Then giggled at: 'So if I get pregnant I have to be very aware not to get pregnant on the other side.'
              Could be quite interesting if she did, but then with two different men.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #37
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Could be quite interesting if she did, but then with two different men.
                I didn't read the bit where she lived on a council estate???
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Scanned the article. Deduced she's quite fit. Then giggled at: 'So if I get pregnant I have to be very aware not to get pregnant on the other side.'
                  So she can only accommodate a single birth in a twin womb
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I didn't read the bit where she lived on a council estate???
                    Since when were threesomes limited to council estates?



                    Erm, what is a 'council estate' anyway?
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      Since when were threesomes limited to council estates?



                      Erm, what is a 'council estate' anyway?
                      All she needs now is to find a man with two penesis (penii?) and could make a fortune in the underground world of extreme fetishism...
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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