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darmstadt replied

12 January 2012, 20:00
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Underground? I thought that was all out in the open in Germany?

Possibly, but I wouldn't know about that sort of thing Her man
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shaunbhoy replied

12 January 2012, 19:39
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Could be quite interesting if she did, but then with two different men.

She wouldn't know if she was coming or going.....

Apparently her boyfriend is currently in the doghouse. She told him that if he switched the bedside lamp off he could put it up her arse. He should have waited till the bulb cooled down a bit longer though.
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Paddy replied

12 January 2012, 18:52
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Twin tampons?

Dam, the strings are tangled again
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mudskipper replied

12 January 2012, 18:34
Originally posted by JoJoGabor View Post

I wonder if her period comes at the same time in both sides. Otherwise its effectively a maintenance tunnel for the dreaded blob week.

Twin tampons?
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JoJoGabor replied

12 January 2012, 18:02
I wonder if her period comes at the same time in both sides. Otherwise its effectively a maintenance tunnel for the dreaded blob week.
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Mich the Tester replied

12 January 2012, 15:29
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

All she needs now is to find a man with two penesis (penii?) and could make a fortune in the underground world of extreme fetishism...

Underground? I thought that was all out in the open in Germany?
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darmstadt replied

12 January 2012, 15:19
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Since when were threesomes limited to council estates?

Erm, what is a 'council estate' anyway?

All she needs now is to find a man with two penesis (penii?) and could make a fortune in the underground world of extreme fetishism...
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Mich the Tester replied

12 January 2012, 14:45
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I didn't read the bit where she lived on a council estate???

Since when were threesomes limited to council estates?

Erm, what is a 'council estate' anyway?
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Paddy replied

12 January 2012, 14:45
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Scanned the article. Deduced she's quite fit. Then giggled at: 'So if I get pregnant I have to be very aware not to get pregnant on the other side.'

So she can only accommodate a single birth in a twin womb
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MarillionFan replied

12 January 2012, 14:43
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Could be quite interesting if she did, but then with two different men.

I didn't read the bit where she lived on a council estate???
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Mich the Tester replied

12 January 2012, 14:42
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Scanned the article. Deduced she's quite fit. Then giggled at: 'So if I get pregnant I have to be very aware not to get pregnant on the other side.'

Could be quite interesting if she did, but then with two different men.
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MarillionFan replied

12 January 2012, 14:41
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Scanned the article. Deduced she's quite fit. Then giggled at: 'So if I get pregnant I have to be very aware not to get pregnant on the other side.'

That's what the tradesmens entrance is for.
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MaryPoppins replied

12 January 2012, 14:40
Scanned the article. Deduced she's quite fit. Then giggled at: 'So if I get pregnant I have to be very aware not to get pregnant on the other side.'
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EternalOptimist replied

12 January 2012, 12:57
I liked this quote

'When I was sixteen I had some arguments with my biology teacher. He said that if I insisted that I had two vaginas, how could I be expected to sit my O Level'
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Arturo Bassick replied

12 January 2012, 11:43
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Gonna need to learn a whole new set of these too
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