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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    he cant tell the difference between a violin and a fiddle either
    MF is usually playing the World's smallest violin.

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      he cant tell the difference between a violin and a fiddle either



      Waney. Major Loony has arrived people.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        he cant tell the difference between a violin and a fiddle either



        Or an arse and an elbow.

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #14
          When SB was born the nurse could not tell the difference between him and the placenta.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #15
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            When SB was born the nurse could not tell the difference between him and the placenta.


            in fact when giving birth, many women squeeze out a little poo (not suprising), which makes it all the more unfortunate for MF's parents.

            they had a one in three and just lucked out I guess



            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #16
              Originally posted by Paddy View Post
              When SB was born the nurse could not tell the difference between him and the placenta.
              You are just jealous because when you were born it was impossible to discern which arse to slap, the one in the middle or the one at the top.
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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