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Waney. Major Loony has arrived people.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posthe cant tell the difference between a violin and a fiddle either

What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Or an arse and an elbow.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posthe cant tell the difference between a violin and a fiddle either

“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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When SB was born the nurse could not tell the difference between him and the placenta."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostWhen SB was born the nurse could not tell the difference between him and the placenta.
in fact when giving birth, many women squeeze out a little poo (not suprising), which makes it all the more unfortunate for MF's parents.
they had a one in three and just lucked out I guess
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You are just jealous because when you were born it was impossible to discern which arse to slap, the one in the middle or the one at the top.Originally posted by Paddy View PostWhen SB was born the nurse could not tell the difference between him and the placenta.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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