I normally slope off for 2 hours or so during the lunch period. ie. 12 -2. Nobody suspects your off mooching somewhere. I then make a return push some papers around before pissing off around 3
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I notice the words "I normally" as though this is an almost daily occurrence in your lifeOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI normally slope off for 2 hours or so during the lunch period. ie. 12 -2. Nobody suspects your off mooching somewhere. I then make a return push some papers around before pissing off around 3
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Normal time. You should be feeling better by lunch. You might find you get a bit sleepy about 2:30-4 in the afternoon, this can be dealt with via the aforementioned nap in the loo. Bogrolls make excellent pillows.Originally posted by chef View PostThe question is, what time is acceptable to leave the office but bill for a full day without the locals commenting too much?
I find a couple of Nurofen works well in these circumstances.
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WHS, plus plenty of coffee helps meOriginally posted by doodab View PostNormal time. You should be feeling better by lunch. You might find you get a bit sleepy about 2:30-4 in the afternoon, this can be dealt with via the aforementioned nap in the loo. Bogrolls make excellent pillows.
I find a couple of Nurofen works well in these circumstances.
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To be fair, it's happens maybe every few months. I normally go home for a kpi and then come back.Originally posted by chef View PostI notice the words "I normally" as though this is an almost daily occurrence in your life
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I think you've been working too hard! BI on the brainOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostTo be fair, it's happens maybe every few months. I normally go home for a kpi and then come back.
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correct prediction Doodab, went for a thai green chicken curry for lunch and a can of coke and now I feel much betterOriginally posted by doodab View PostNormal time. You should be feeling better by lunch.
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burp burp burpOriginally posted by chef View Postcorrect prediction Doodab, went for a thai green chicken curry for lunch and a can of coke and now I feel much better
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ahh great, just called the last bar I was at and they have my bag complete with ipod, e-reader and winter hat.. today is a good dayThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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