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Trouble with big fake tits is that you can see the creases in the bag of silicone when giving it to the owner doggy style.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
surely her back would be in the way of seeing said creasesOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTrouble with big fake tits is that you can see the creases in the bag of silicone when giving it to the owner doggy style.
or do you mean when watching the video playback?Coffee's for closersComment
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not if they're big enough and you turn your head a bitOriginally posted by Spacecadet View Postsurely her back would be in the way of seeing said creasesAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTrouble with big fake tits is that you can see the creases in the bag of silicone when giving it to the owner doggy style.
Glad I've never had that experience.
What with fake boobs, fake bums, fake lips, some birds really are living dolls.
Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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Phew. Nowt changes around here!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTrouble with big fake tits is that you can see the creases in the bag of silicone when giving it to the owner doggy style.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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When they're that big you only see a partial eclipse when pushing the wheelbarrow.Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postsurely her back would be in the way of seeing said creases
or do you mean when watching the video playback?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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That made me think ofOriginally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhen they're that big you only see a partial eclipse when pushing the wheelbarrow.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPhew. Nowt changes around here!
What did you expect? It's always doom, boom, bob and boobs around here.Comment
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Snap, though in my (limited) experience models fill out in a rather nice way once they pack the job in and start eating properly (and keep up with the gym so they don't turn fat).Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Posteven though she's a bit thinner than I would usually prefer;Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTrouble with big fake tits is that they are fake.
I have never seen the attraction.Comment
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