I would

[Mich the Tester]

even though she's a bit thinner than I would usually prefer;

First look at Agyness Deyn as a stripper - Telegraph

Agyness Deyn: the wonder years - Fashion Galleries - Telegraph

[TestMangler]

even though she's a bit thinner than I would usually prefer;

First look at Agyness Deyn as a stripper - Telegraph

Agyness Deyn: the wonder years - Fashion Galleries - Telegraph

Mitch, you saying 'I would' hardy seems to make her part of a very exclusive club

Judging by some of your threads last year, you would sh*g a knot hole in a barbers' shop floor (providing there was some hair round it)

[Mich the Tester]

Mitch, you saying 'I would' hardy seems to make her part of a very exclusive club

Judging by some of your threads last year, you would sh*g a knot hole in a barbers' shop floor (providing there was some hair round it)

Just providing something to cheer up the lads.

[Notascooby]

Can I kindly request someone with decent breasts next time (I'm sure her's were fully functional), I'm more shallowly referring to size.

Thank you please.

[Mich the Tester]

Can I kindly request someone with decent breasts next time (I'm sure her's were fully functional), I'm more shallowly referring to size.

Thank you please.

Variety is the spice of life, sir.

[gingerjedi]

Variety is the spice of life, sir.

I was going to post that!

Have gert big knockers tomorrow.

[TestMangler]

A wise old contractor once said:

There are two things that don't exist. Too much money and tits that are too big

[PAH]

That second link shows what you get when you cross Justin Bieber with Jedward.

[TestMangler]

I think he was wrong on the 2nd one. I've seen the vids.

No, no, no, the tits were NOT too big. Possibly the body they were attached to was, but not the tits.

[TestMangler]

The one I'm thinking of, they were much too big.

A bit like footballs.

Only bigger.



Must have had a week's global production of silicon gel inside, at a rough estimate.

Yeah, and ?