Women - a complete mystery.

[SimonMac]

Aw that's adorable!
Currently printing it out at Pogle jrs insistence - to add to all the other piggy pictures on her wall.
Thanks - and i hope all is well with you

There seems to be a raft of GP in Hats on the t'interweb

[Old Greg]

Me too, and I can need a drinky at the same time too; who said men can't multitask?

Sometimes I have a poorly cold.

[TimberWolf]

You're obviously just shallow. As a more sophisticated modern man, I am perfectly capable of being horny and hungry at the same time.

Wow, multitasking, you are a modern man.

[Troll]

You're obviously just shallow. As a more sophisticated modern man, I am perfectly capable of being horny and hungry at the same time.

So heaven would be taking the missus from behind whilst eating a bacon sandwich?... would watching the Football/Rugby on the telly at the same time be taking it a tad too far?

[Pogle]

There seems to be a raft of GP in Hats on the t'interweb

[Mich the Tester]

So heaven would be taking the missus from behind whilst eating a bacon sandwich?... would watching the Football/Rugby on the telly at the same time be taking it a tad too far?

Not at all. As I read it, your situation involves the use of one willy for the taking from behind, one hand for the sarnie, both eyes and ears for watching and listening to the game, leaving one hand free to hold and operate a glass of one's favourite alcoholic beverage.

[TimberWolf]

So heaven would be taking the missus from behind whilst eating a bacon sandwich?... would watching the Football/Rugby on the telly at the same time be taking it a tad too far?

Do.. not... com...pre...hend

You mean:

Eat bacon
Shag missus
Ignore missus totally
Watch football

Surely?

[Pogle]

Sometimes I have a poorly cold.

Don't you mean you have the worst flu ever experienced by anyone - EVER??

[PRC1964]

So heaven would be taking the missus from behind whilst eating a bacon sandwich?... would watching the Football/Rugby on the telly at the same time be taking it a tad too far?

Sounds pretty good. Maybe add in beer and a games console to really attain perfection.

[Old Greg]

Don't you mean you have the worst flu ever experienced by anyone - EVER??

Sometimes, yes.

Funnily enough, last year I did come down with proper flu, not a cold, on the day we were moving house. As Mrs OG was 5 months preganant at the time and in charge of a 2 year old, apparently that meant I had to do the moving. Only vomited once an hour.