Reply to: Women - a complete mystery.

[Old Greg]

I think if I were ever to be paralysed from the neck down, I would devote my life to searching for the Higgs Boson, and understanding the great cosmic swirl.
If I ever got paralysed from the neck up, I would probbly spend the rest of my life listening to Marillion

If you were entirely paralysed, would it be feasible to search for the Higgs Boson, while listening to Marillion?

[EternalOptimist]

I wonder if he's tried ventriloquism.

I think if I were ever to be paralysed from the neck down, I would devote my life to searching for the Higgs Boson, and understanding the great cosmic swirl.
If I ever got paralysed from the neck up, I would probbly spend the rest of my life listening to Marillion

[Spacecadet]

Not to mention tap dancing.

Really? I thought he'd be wheely good at that

[EternalOptimist]

Hawking thinks women are a mustery ?
I dont mean to be cruel , but I think he probbly struggles with intricacies of the Tango and the mysteries of the high wire act as well

[Spacecadet]

Only if you have three hands. Remember the bacon sarnie.

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[Mich the Tester]

Sounds pretty good. Maybe add in beer and a games console to really attain perfection.

Only if you have three hands. Remember the bacon sarnie.

[Old Greg]

Don't you mean you have the worst flu ever experienced by anyone - EVER??

Sometimes, yes.

Funnily enough, last year I did come down with proper flu, not a cold, on the day we were moving house. As Mrs OG was 5 months preganant at the time and in charge of a 2 year old, apparently that meant I had to do the moving. Only vomited once an hour.

[PRC1964]

So heaven would be taking the missus from behind whilst eating a bacon sandwich?... would watching the Football/Rugby on the telly at the same time be taking it a tad too far?

Sounds pretty good. Maybe add in beer and a games console to really attain perfection.

[Pogle]

Sometimes I have a poorly cold.

Don't you mean you have the worst flu ever experienced by anyone - EVER??

[TimberWolf]

So heaven would be taking the missus from behind whilst eating a bacon sandwich?... would watching the Football/Rugby on the telly at the same time be taking it a tad too far?

Do.. not... com...pre...hend

You mean:

Eat bacon
Shag missus
Ignore missus totally
Watch football

Surely?

[Mich the Tester]

So heaven would be taking the missus from behind whilst eating a bacon sandwich?... would watching the Football/Rugby on the telly at the same time be taking it a tad too far?

Not at all. As I read it, your situation involves the use of one willy for the taking from behind, one hand for the sarnie, both eyes and ears for watching and listening to the game, leaving one hand free to hold and operate a glass of one's favourite alcoholic beverage.

[Pogle]

There seems to be a raft of GP in Hats on the t'interweb

[Troll]

You're obviously just shallow. As a more sophisticated modern man, I am perfectly capable of being horny and hungry at the same time.

So heaven would be taking the missus from behind whilst eating a bacon sandwich?... would watching the Football/Rugby on the telly at the same time be taking it a tad too far?

[TimberWolf]

You're obviously just shallow. As a more sophisticated modern man, I am perfectly capable of being horny and hungry at the same time.

Wow, multitasking, you are a modern man.

[Old Greg]

Me too, and I can need a drinky at the same time too; who said men can't multitask?

Sometimes I have a poorly cold.