I'm back !

[TestMangler]

So, did anyone see my little island abode on the news ? Famous for being the only place in the country still without electricity after the storms on Monday night/Tuesday.

Well, the lights are back on and I can have a shower again Phew........

[TimberWolf]

Shower? It's been raining non-stop for about 2 weeks

[MarillionFan]

So, did anyone see my little island abode on the news ? Famous for being the only place in the country still without electricity after the storms on Monday night/Tuesday.

Well, the lights are back on and I can have a shower again Phew........

Orkney? Cracking program.

[TestMangler]

Shower? It's been raining non-stop for about 2 weeks

I know I live in a remote area mate, but I think I'd still get locked up for running around naked in the rain, covered in soap

[AtW]

Stop surviving in a 3rd world country mate, and move back into UK even though you'd have to pay your full fair share of tax.

[TestMangler]

Stop surviving in a 3rd world country mate, and move back into UK even though you'd have to pay your full fair share of tax.

Very Good..... Unfortunately, Isle of Bute is NOT a tax haven. You can save a few quid on the electricity right enough.....

[TestMangler]

Orkney? Cracking program.

Different island dude, different sexual preferences........

[MarillionFan]

Different island dude, different sexual preferences........

Goats as opposed to sheep.

Say no more. A wink is as good as a nod to a blind man.

[AtW]

Say no more. A wink is as good as a nod to a blind man.

You are not blind though, just very very stupid.

[MarillionFan]

You are not blind though, just very very stupid.

If I was thrown through the windscreen of a car at 100 miles an hour, then trampled on the head by a herd of escaped wilderbeest from the local zoo and then run over by a run-away steam roller from an 1900's engineering show I would still have more business acumen left in my soup based based brain then you have ever managed to garner in your 20 years of squirrel shagging, potato snorting, steriod sofa injecting life, Telegraph life reading have managed.

Just saying and no offence like.