Windy

[BrilloPad]

Met Office issues ‘do not drive in high winds’ advice to morons

"The message from the Met Office, aimed primarily at BMW drivers, Audi drivers, and motorcyclists, warns that if you are the sort of person who attempts inappropriate overtaking manoeuvres in normal weather conditions, it would really be best for everybody if you stayed at home until the wind settles down a bit."

[Dearnla]

Met Office issues ‘do not drive in high winds’ advice to morons

"The message from the Met Office, aimed primarily at BMW drivers, Audi drivers, and motorcyclists, warns that if you are the sort of person who attempts inappropriate overtaking manoeuvres in normal weather conditions, it would really be best for everybody if you stayed at home until the wind settles down a bit."

Tulip, I fit two out of the three criteria. Best take the train, then

[OwlHoot]

Almost killed an utter mong on a motorbike on the M11 at about 11pm a couple of days ago.

He was stooging along in a lorry's slipstream, about an inch from the back of it doing about 60 in the slow lane; but as I drew almost level, doing about 100, in the next lane he darted out to overtake!

Had to stand on the brakes (no way would I swerve in the circs) and *just* slowed down in time. Gave him a right earful with the horn after he had pulled back in front of the lorry.

Can't see the idiot lasting long if he keeps riding a bike like that.