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Have you stopped taking your meds again?Originally posted by minestrone View PostI am just going to be there to pick up the pieces again in a cry on my shoulder and I will feel your tit way.
In happier times..."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Rupey, you're not hip to the groove
That cad Brand and that singer Perry are getting divorced
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I do quite like that song in a guilty pleasure kind of way, to get threatened with legal action from the Beach Boys estate & Brian Wilson giving the thumbs up to the song he no longer owns is quite some doing.Comment
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Guilty as chargedOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostRupey, you're not hip to the groove
That cad Brand and that singer Perry are getting divorced
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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The whole thing is a bit embarassing to be honest. Mrs MF is going to go mental when she hears I've been named in the proceedings.
There's going to be fireworks.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Do not fret, pet. She usually slides round to suity towers for some, <cough>, comforting.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThe whole thing is a bit embarassing to be honest. Mrs MF is going to go mental when she hears I've been named in the proceedings.
There's going to be fireworks.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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If ever there was a dead cert for down the bookies this was it.
Brand probably showing what lots of men know. We ain't genetically programmed to settle for one bird, especially when you've hundreds chucking themselves at you.
I just don't get the appeal of the Johnny Depp Pirates of the Caribbean look that Brand and plenty others copy. Seems to be popular with the ladies though.
Shame, I don't fit into skinny jeans and can't stand to wear panda makeup or comb my hair with a stickle brick.
Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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I warned you and warned you not to keep giving blow jobs to that Brand character. It was bound to end in tearsOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostThe whole thing is a bit embarassing to be honest. Mrs MF is going to go mental when she hears I've been named in the proceedings.
There's going to be fireworks.
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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