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Anyone meet someone interesting over Christmas?
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Huh ?Originally posted by pacharan View PostYes I did. Two as it happens.
My cousin Saul is rinsing out Elizabeth Adare who played Elisabeth in ITV's The Tomorrow People.
Saul is in advertising and that ever so funny Juan Sheet kitchen roll ad is his brainchild.
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This sums it upOriginally posted by Shivers View PostVisiting friends and got talking to physicist in a pub yesterday in Cambridge who explained e=mc2 better than the book did on Xmas Day.
E = mc^2: Solving the EquationOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Are you confusing Xmas with Easter or did I read too much into this?!Originally posted by nomadd View PostMet some dude on Christmas Eve who said he'd be dead by Christmas day. He said not to worry as he would 'resurrect' by New Year. Really, the tripe people come out with when they've had a drink or two...Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Although that's not the full equation, only when the mass is at rest.Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
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Sorry, I always was confused by this fantasy stuff. Still, that Harry Potter woman has made a lot of money for herself...Originally posted by d000hg View PostAre you confusing Xmas with Easter or did I read too much into this?!
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Shaggiing/bonking i.e irritating her with his gentlemans relish.Originally posted by kaiser78 View PostHuh ?
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Tulip-alert I would sayOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostI met a friend of my sister's family, a brigadier in the SAS apparently.
Was dying to ask him if he could get hold of a P(Y) code enabled GPS receiver for me, but bottled it.
Firstly, a brigadier would probably head up the SAS. His direct boss would be Jacko Page - Jacko Page - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, who heads up all special forces.
Secondly, the fact that you have been told he is in the SAS - almost certainly means he isn't, because if he really was - there would be a cover story for everyone except his wife.
More likely - he's an IT contractor with a specialism in business analytics softwareLast edited by centurian; 28 December 2011, 18:53.Comment
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