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Might be laying pipe tonight

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    Might be laying pipe tonight

    Bird pulling pints keeps giving me the eye

    Just asked her if she fancies coming out to sit in my car in the car park and listen to a bit of Little Feat.

    She said yes

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    That could be Wilmslow

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      That could be Wilmslow
      He'd have gone for the over the bar grope. A car park sounds far too romantic.
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        #4
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        He'd have gone for the over the bar grope. A car park sounds far too romantic.
        If a midget in a White suit and a grown man in White who alledgedly likes children then we know it's Dimprawn.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by pacharan View Post
          Bird pulling pints keeps giving me the eye

          Just asked her if she fancies coming out to sit in my car in the car park and listen to a bit of Little Feat.

          She said yes
          pacharan - "Fingers like lightning". You could try that as a chat up line.

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            #6
            Originally posted by pacharan View Post
            Bird pulling pints keeps giving me the eye

            Just asked her if she fancies coming out to sit in my car in the car park and listen to a bit of Little Feat.

            She said yes
            That's class, pure class.

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