WTF! The inlaws and almost family have arrived for Xmas.

[Ruprect]

I haven't even finished work! They're here for a week!!!

Come home and there's another six people in the house!!!

Fricking retired people and spongers.

With you! I feel sorry for the poor b@stards!

[Ruprect]

Wot no in-law totty worth a drunken Christmas grope with?

going to be a long week!

GILF?

[wim121]

Come home and there's another six people in the house!!!

Fricking retired people and spongers.

Ughhh how annoying. How is one supposed to watch porn with that many people around?

In a thread a while back about children, don't I recall correctly that you have charged children rent in the past?

If so, I see an opportunity for profit. Tell the old spongers they have some spare money since they have free bus passes, so they need to pay for their meals. Shake around your hat before every meal and get some money back.

Six people x 3 meals a day x £5 a meal = £90 a day. Enough to get a different hooker each night, eat out and get yourself a hotel room and be alone in peace and quiet.

[Spacecadet]

Six people x 3 meals a day x £5 a meal = £90 a day. Enough to get a different hooker each night, eat out and get yourself a hotel room and be alone in peace and quiet.

£90 would get you a macdonalds meal, a travel lodge and AndyW's mum for company

[ThomasSoerensen]

My god, they're on to Euro Politics, global warming, Germans, War , Sports Personality of the Year and what they had for lunch!!!

Groundhog day.

So at least they got your memo about this years accepted conversational topics from you.

[Support Monkey]

My god, they're on to Euro Politics, global warming, Germans, War , Sports Personality of the Year and what they had for lunch!!!

Groundhog day.

Thats all you need, them all talking about your work, posting on contractorUk forum