Allez France

[AllezFrance]

I am the resident technical expert here.

Probably - these IT guys aren't making any sense.

[sasguru]

Probably - these IT guys aren't making any sense.

Are you not an IT guy then?

[Mich the Tester]

Probably - these IT guys aren't making any sense.

We're contractors and you're not paying us to make sense. Come to think of it, you're not paying DA to make sense either.

[AllezFrance]

Are you not an IT guy then?

I've told you what I do. Can't you read.
What is your role?

[Mich the Tester]

Are you not an IT guy then?

I shagged an 'it girl' once; long time ago now, about 20 years ago.

[AllezFrance]

Anything I'm paid to test as long as I don't have to shove it in my orifices.

Why not? You seem a bit self obsessed.

[Mich the Tester]

Why not? You seem a bit self obsessed.

Well I don't shove things up my arse because I'm not French.

[sasguru]

I've told you what I do.

Could you not find work in the Uk? You must be crap if you have to leave your family behind to find work abroad.

[Mich the Tester]

This must be the worst sockie we've ever had here in CUK general.

[AllezFrance]

FFS whose sockie is this? I've told you lot more than once, creating a sockie even more stupid than our resident village idiots is just not credible.
Unless, of course, it's a village idiot's sockie.

Not a sockie pal.