Double puke

[DimPrawn]

Dozens of hospital wards closed over fears of norovirus outbreak - Telegraph




And

The Krankies: 'We used to be swingers' - Telegraph

[wobbegong]

The norovirus is one thing, but 'Janette Karankie on the job' and before lunch . . .

You bastard!

[MarillionFan]

I heard Test Mangler has had Jennette Krankie but had insisted she was dressed up as Jimmy when he had.

[TestMangler]

I heard Test Mangler has had Jennette Krankie but had insisted she was dressed up as Jimmy when he had.

Sadly not.....I did w**k on a picture of her once. Does that count ???

[russell]

Sadly not.....I did w**k on a picture of her once. Does that count ???

Some things should never be spoken about.

[TestMangler]

Some things should never be spoken about.

What's wrong with walking over a picture of Janette Krankie ???

Ah, I see, you thought w**k meant something else ?????

[russell]

What's wrong with walking over a picture of Janette Krankie ???

Ah, I see, you thought w**k meant something else ?????

Did you wipe your "feet" on her "Curtains"?

[TestMangler]

Did you wipe your "feet" on her "Curtains"?

That would be so rude. Quick wipe on the matt if going in the front door.

I'll leave the next bit for you to fill in

[suityou01]

SY02 was shouting soup yesterday, suppose it's only a matter of time before I get it

[TestMangler]

SY02 was shouting soup yesterday, suppose it's only a matter of time before I get it

Erm, is she not preggers ? Even you can't catch that.....