Traditional Christmas dinner or?

[MarillionFan]

Would have to be Ann Widdicombe, surely

I wonder what genius culinary dish Norrahe would whip up with the beef conception?

[TestMangler]

I wonder what genius culinary dish Norrahe would whip up with the beef conception?

Not sure about starters, but think it should end with a cream pie

[OwlHoot]

Anytime dearie But you'll have to try the channel tunnel, not sure when I was living in Lancashire

Ah, that was a feeble joke on Cloggers, but I don't think many of them wear clogs up there any more.

[ThomasSoerensen]

I've been asked for a Swiss Christmas dinner this year. I think it's going to be beef.

I'm going to take the precaution of having my fridge well stocked up though.

Pork roast for Boxing Day methinks.

Swiss dinner is Gorgonzola-fondue

[Gonzo]

Oooo, nasty. Why not take some decent steaks and bangers with you as a 'contribution to the barbie'. Phone them in advance and announce your intention as a "thank you for their hospitality". Brownie points all round.

That would be the sensible approach, unfortunately things have taken a turn for the worse and we are expected to bring along cash to contribute towards the cost of the crappy meat they will have purchased.

[Troll]

Luv you man...