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What to get PorkPie's wife for christmas?

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    #11
    porkys wife and other wives this xmas

    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    1. Shower her with gold!
    2. Pearl necklace!
    3. Trip up the Oxo tower!
    Explain Shower her with gold! ?

    Explain Pearl necklace! ?

    Trip up the Oxo tower! ?

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      #12
      Originally posted by moder8or View Post
      Explain Shower her with gold! ?

      Explain Pearl necklace! ?

      Trip up the Oxo tower! ?
      Yes, AB, explain please, with illustrations. You mucky little man. I start a thread about harmless little shagging sessions with a fellow poster's wife, and you come along with filthy suggestions like that.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by moder8or View Post
        Explain Shower her with gold! ?

        Explain Pearl necklace! ?

        Trip up the Oxo tower! ?
        Ask your wife. Last time I checked she knew about all three.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Ask your wife. Last time I checked she knew about all three.
          Hint, seeing as you're on Thursdays; don't ask about the 'toblerone special'. Just don't.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #15
            Originally posted by moder8or View Post
            Explain Shower her with gold! ?

            Explain Pearl necklace! ?

            Trip up the Oxo tower! ?
            How does this need an explanation?

            Mich: What makes you think these are "filthy"?
            Just saying like.

            where there's chaos, there's cash !

            I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

            Lowering the tone since 1963

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              #16
              Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
              How does this need an explanation?

              Mich: What makes you think these are "filthy"?
              Well the first one is.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #17
                xmas treats

                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Hint, seeing as you're on Thursdays; don't ask about the 'toblerone special'. Just don't.
                So, all this involves chocolate and revolves around a triangular box being brought into play ?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Well the first one is.
                  How could giving her matching gold earrings, necklace and bracelet (and any other gold jewellery you care to mention) be regarded as filthy?
                  Just saying like.

                  where there's chaos, there's cash !

                  I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

                  Lowering the tone since 1963

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
                    How could giving her matching gold earrings, necklace and bracelet (and any other gold jewellery you care to mention) be regarded as filthy?
                    Well if you put it that way, it would just look rather chav-bling. Which is filthy.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      Well if you put it that way, it would just look rather chav-bling. Which is filthy.
                      This is porkpies wife we are talking about. You probably get her the lot for a 10er at argos and she would be more than happy.... or you could just piss on her.
                      Just saying like.

                      where there's chaos, there's cash !

                      I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

                      Lowering the tone since 1963

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