What to get the wife for Christmas?

[Mich the Tester]

As above. Suggestions from the lady folk round here would be appreciated, and I have a bingo sheet for the suggestions I'm expecting from the blokes.

Oh no no, we're much worse than that.

[ChrisPackit]

A lovely new ironing board cover. Keep her entertained four hours ...

[bless 'em all]

A lovely new ironing board cover. Keep her entertained four hours ...

Cheap sod!

It's Christmas, get her a new iron as well.

[RSoles]

She's never forgiven me for the year I bought her a torque-wrench.
It was a good one too..

[al_cam]

Not sure if you are expecting a serious response, but posh welly boots seem to be the thing this year.
Mrs C was oggling these not really welly boots as we know them, but waterproof.

Reminds me of a friend who a few years back bought a lair for his wife (as in a burial plot in a cemetery), the idea being that when they died, they would be together forever.
She was none too pleased...

Al.

[northernladyuk]

As above. Suggestions from the lady folk round here would be appreciated, and I have a bingo sheet for the suggestions I'm expecting from the blokes.

My old man does his shopping last minute, so it's usually 5 litres of Castrol GTX and a tin of travel sweets for me.

Money's in short supply this year so I'll be happy if I can earn enough in my evening work to get the kiddies something.

[SimonMac]

Get the the latest gadget from Apple the iRon

[norrahe]

A new husband

[eek]

A new husband

Some permie last year bought his wife a slow cooker.

I know for a fact she was slow to warm up.

[Ruprect]

A cream pie?