Dexter UK

[PAH]

How's about if we do like the US did with Gitmo and build these "super prisons" outside of the EU?

We've got hundreds of overseas territories we could use for just this!

They tried that with Australia and now a large portion of the UK would like to move there.

Maybe they should try somewhere a bit more bleak, like a small island way north of Scotland. Choosing somewhere full of deadly everything obviously wasn't bad enough.

[SimonMac]

Breaks are repairable. don't you mean smash. I believe the tool of choice is aluminium baseball bats, not that I have experience of that.

Meh, the provo's have had the right idea, drill out the kneecaps, will learn to walk again, but always have a limp, but then again I guess that means the poor soul will get Disablity Living Allowance and free parking where ever they go

[JoJoGabor]

Forget prison. If I were Prime Minister people like this would be forced into Gladiator camps for 4 weeks combat training. Then the final Saturday afternoon of ech month are forced to fight to the death in The Stadium of Light. Tickets would be sold to the general public for £50 a pop, with a 50% reduction for victims of crime. TV rights would be sold to Sky Sports and the profits ploughed into reducing the Government debt.

Who would vote for me?

[SimonMac]

Forget prison. If I were Prime Minister people like this would be forced into Gladiator camps for 4 weeks combat training. Then the final Saturday afternoon of ech month are forced to fight to the death in The Stadium of Light. Tickets would be sold to the general public for £50 a pop, with a 50% reduction for victims of crime. TV rights would be sold to Sky Sports and the profits ploughed into reducing the Government debt.

Who would vote for me?

Only if you get John Anderson to Referee

[billybiro]

They tried that with Australia and now a large portion of the UK would like to move there.

You know, you're dead right.

This alone, IMHO, demonstrates that the British are by far the biggest nation of imbecilic f*ckwits ever. All those years ago, if we'd had any sense whatsoever, we'd have left the inmates here on this p*ssant little freezing cold island and we'd have buggered off to the sunny climes of Australia!

[billybiro]

Forget prison. If I were Prime Minister people like this would be forced into Gladiator camps for 4 weeks combat training. Then the final Saturday afternoon of ech month are forced to fight to the death in The Stadium of Light. Tickets would be sold to the general public for £50 a pop, with a 50% reduction for victims of crime. TV rights would be sold to Sky Sports and the profits ploughed into reducing the Government debt.

Who would vote for me?

X <-- That's my cross next to your name on the ballot paper!

[PAH]

if we'd had any sense whatsoever, we'd have left the inmates here on this p*ssant little freezing cold island and we'd have buggered off to the sunny climes of Australia!

My parents occasionally remark how they should have taken the offer of the '10 pound poms' when they had the chance.

It can't be as good as the aussies make out or they wouldn't be over here working in the bars.

[PAH]

Rockall?

Yes that would be ideal. Start off with two inmates and see how long it takes for two to become one. If it takes too long add another.

I predict the population would never get into double figures but the fish would be well fed.

Battle Rockall.