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    #31
    Originally posted by YorkshireJo View Post
    Frig's sake, is that the best you can do with you life? Try and remember other sad individuals who have flirted with this feral website.
    Well you've come back.

    It must be a ******* slow news day if "IT geeks lack social skills" is going to make the papers.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #32
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      Mr Mange Tout
      That's the fella.
      Me, me, me...

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        #33
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Mr Mange Tout
        You're getting mixed up with the famous French pervert who ate the pissna 150

        Mr Minge toute



        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #34
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          Shoot

          you just reminded me. There was this bloke right

          and he used to EAT glasses and bottles on the telly

          I'm NOT making this up. he used to break bits off in his gob , chew it then swallow it

          a bit weird really
          Now you come to mention it that rings a bell.
          I wouldn't want to speak out of turn like - I might be accused of being a bit of a bully. Plus Cojak,RH and NAT are really busy at the moment.
          Sooooooo ..... can any sockie eat a lightbulb? A crisp twenty to a charity for documentary evidence.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #35
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Hi Freamon, still smarting about your tag ban.

            pfffffffttttttttt.

            Missed that Freamon fag off the list too - a real low-life. Too many to mention here.

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              #36
              Originally posted by YorkshireJo View Post
              Missed that Freamon fag off the list too - a real low-life. Too many to mention here.
              Is there anyone you like?
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #37
                Originally posted by YorkshireJo View Post
                Missed that Freamon fag off the list too - a real low-life. Too many to mention here.
                you're gonna bring Yorkshiremen into disrepute.


                come on tell us a christmas joke, or an anti Lancastrian joke



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                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  Is there anyone you like?
                  Of course not. He hates himself the most.

                  Men pretending to be women on internet forums. Supressed sexuality. Hatred of others.

                  Only on the internet can these fantasties be played out. And on a Sunday.

                  Who will join me in prayer for this lost soul?
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #39
                    Good to see the posters in the threads confirm the OP.
                    The majority of decent CUK members know who are you.
                    Point proved purrrrfectly.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      It must be a ******* slow news day if "IT geeks lack social skills" is going to make the papers.
                      It's hardly worth getting Woodward and Bernstein involved for that one, is it?

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