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    #11
    possible
    possible
    not possible. A friend of the missus got her feet bitten by rats in Nepal, in the hotel. lost one of her toes apparently
    so the missus wont go

    aw fergerrit.. afew beers and I ll be ok

    crack tubes


    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      How about Antarctica
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        #13
        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        How about Antarctica
        my daughter would love that
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Now this is what you need - chocks away !

          Earthrounders: round the world flights in light aircraft

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            #15
            What about crossing China in a microlight?
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              What about crossing China in a microlight?
              hahahahhahahah

              hohhoohohohohoho

              I went bungee jumping once. They weighed me and explained how the length of the lassy was proportional to yer weight

              so they said, 'its a 150 foot drop, so your lassy will be six inces long'

              they'd never get me up in a microlite doodab
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                hahahahhahahah

                hohhoohohohohoho

                I went bungee jumping once. They weighed me and explained how the length of the lassy was proportional to yer weight

                so they said, 'its a 150 foot drop, so your lassy will be six inces long'

                they'd never get me up in a microlite doodab
                How about a human cannonball?
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  How about a human cannonball?
                  They were looking for someone of your calibre
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    ...they'd never get me up in a microlite doodab
                    I can only take light passengers
                    Me, me, me...

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                      #20
                      Don't drive in Russia!

                      Unless you have a pothole detector, that can look though snow....

                      Honestly, some of them will rip your suspension off and you can't see em when they are filled with snow....

                      And the coppers will stop you and fine you for something every five minutes...

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