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Listen, if you're after your money back, you can sling your hook. Mouse tulip perfectly describes the combined extract of teachers brains. You got what you paid for. -
I quite liked playing chess at school, until I realised it only attracted nerdy girls. So I switched to sport instead. I still attracted nerdy girls though...
Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Online Chess - RedHotPawn.comOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostJeez!
Has the Internet run out of porn?

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Oi, I used to play chess at school. Oh....Originally posted by beaker View PostI quite liked playing chess at school, until I realised it only attracted nerdy girls. So I switched to sport instead. I still attracted nerdy girls though...
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Yes I have signed up with them, although my rating is currently shocking after 4 beers and a few games last night. I am a bit out of practice though.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostI play on chess.com with about a 1700 rating.
They have a decent iphone app as well.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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He was certainly a bit madder than the proverbial box of frogs.Originally posted by zeitghostI watched the programme about Bobby Fischer.
He was weird.
And not in an altogether good way.
An antisemitic Jew.
Not a concept I'd previously encountered, I must admit, taking self hatred to new heights of lunacy.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I downloaded Chess Free yesterday and it whoops me on level 5 (and higher levels I assume). What level can you play (open to all CUK) before it whoops you too? Not played in a long time.Originally posted by doodab View PostWhat is a good chess program?Comment
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Although I installed it from the Android market place rather than the link above.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI downloaded Chess Free yesterday and it whoops me on level 5 (and higher levels I assume). What level can you play (open to all CUK) before it whoops you too? Not played in a long time.Comment
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We had girls at our school thoughOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI was Chess captain at my school until I accumulated too many detentions during one term and was stripped of it.
Set me up for life that lesson.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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