Isn't it great when you get to work on Plan B on client time and it therefore looks as though you're busy but actually have very little to do?
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It depends if your Plan B is knocking one out while watching a couple of swedish lesbians go at it with a fire extinguisher while covered in chocolate sauce.
Which in your case it is.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Actually I'm beginning to think this reply won't work very well.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt depends if your Plan B is knocking one out while watching a couple of swedish lesbians go at it with a fire extinguisher while covered in chocolate sauce.
Which in your case it is.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I really like the sound of this Plan B. Could you give me more details about how the income is going to be derived.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt depends if your Plan B is knocking one out while watching a couple of swedish lesbians go at it with a fire extinguisher while covered in chocolate sauce.
Which in your case it is.
PS - I do NOT want further detail about his outgoings........When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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BA$TARD !!! You, stole my plan b idea...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt depends if your Plan B is knocking one out while watching a couple of swedish lesbians go at it with a fire extinguisher while covered in chocolate sauce.
Which in your case it is.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Hint; custard is a bigger market than chocolate sauce.Originally posted by chef View PostBA$TARD !!! You, stole my plan b idea...And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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And are you planning to franchise this idea ??Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt depends if your Plan B is knocking one out while watching a couple of swedish lesbians go at it with a fire extinguisher while covered in chocolate sauce.
Which in your case it is.Comment
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what!!! I don't believe it, how has my plan b v2.0 upgrade idea already got out..Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHint; custard is a bigger market than chocolate sauce.
now, if anybody suggests adding a Cadbury flake into these ideas I'm gonna just stop this Plan b idea right now and go get a pintThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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A pint of your usual sir?Originally posted by chef View Postwhat!!! I don't believe it, how has my plan b v2.0 upgrade idea already got out..
now, if anybody suggests adding a Cadbury flake into these ideas I'm gonna just stop this Plan b idea right now and go get a pintAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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How is it possible that I've only today discovered Jaeger Bomb trains?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostA pint of your usual sir?The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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