7 years, obviously still a novice.
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Don't you think its time you got a propper jobOriginally posted by Cliphead View Post32 years here.
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25 here. Wouldn't still be here if it wasn't for the beer and women....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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33 toes and fingers? You are Shaunbhoy and I claim my 5 inbred children.Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View PostPhew!
Needed the toes as well as the fingers, but .... 33!
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Blimey, shouldn't you have retired to the Maldives by now?Originally posted by Cliphead View Post32 years here.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I have been screwing contractors for 20 years
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Blimey, shouldn't you have retired to the Maldives by now?Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI have been screwing contractors for 20 years
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Only 4 years for me. Late starter as I only made the jump at 32Your friendly neighbourhood VirtualMonkey - Not giving financial advice since...well...ever.Comment
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Your avator is EXACTLY what I always imagine you are like when you postOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI have been screwing contractors for 20 years
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Almost 6 years.
So obviously I have to make everyones coffee/tea/fetch beer if I ever go to a CUK do.
"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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