ClientCo has invited the pimp to the party, I will bleed him try at the bar!
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Christmas Party Challenge
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Christmas Party Challenge
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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In the good old days the pimp paid for the Christmas party.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostClientCo has invited the pimp to the party, I will bleed him try at the bar! -
How many expensive malts can you get him to buy?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostClientCo has invited the pimp to the party, I will bleed him try at the bar!Comment
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ftfyOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostIn the good old days the pimp paid for the Christmas party, laid on the hookers and bought a KG of Colombia's finestWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I'm sticking his name on all the silent auction bidsOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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I went to one of those. It was ghastlyOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostIn the good old days the pimp paid for the Christmas party.
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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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That's a shame, back in the day it was a monthly night out on the pimp. All the transport, food and booze paid for.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI went to one of those. It was ghastly
The only downside was hanging out with geeks who didn't know how to party
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Eee. Them were the days.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostThat's a shame, back in the day it was a monthly night out on the pimp. All the transport, food and booze paid for.
The only downside was hanging out with geeks who didn't know how to party
I just felt uncomfortable cos I was the most articulate person at the party. And I didn't have any hair gel.
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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**** me the permies can't have whingeOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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