caress his palm with your index finger whilst shaking hands
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When to start windmilling?
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So you are currently stood in front of a threatening bloke in the pub waiting for a solution from a load of geeks on the internet.
Wise move! ... NOT!!!!
I presume you must be out cold on the floor by now as he's lost patience waiting for you to act.
Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Never ever windmill (unless your opponent is tied up).
Heel of the hand (yours)applied to the underside of the nose (theirs) at a slightly inward angle and at high velocity.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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ftfyOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostNever ever windmill (unless your opponent is tied up).
Heel of the hand (yours)applied to the underside of the nose (theirs) at a slightly inward angle and at high velocity.
Works against the wife quiet wellWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Not without having a bunch of keys in your hand first , eh?Originally posted by TestMangler View PostNever ever windmill (unless your opponent is tied up).
Heel of the hand (yours)applied to the underside of the nose (theirs) at a slightly inward angle and at high velocity.Comment
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He'll tell us when he wakes up.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd what did you do next?
Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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