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When to start windmilling?

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    #11
    caress his palm with your index finger whilst shaking hands
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #12
      What I wouldn't do is get my phone out and post on CUK asking what to do next.

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        #13
        lick his eyeball

        Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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          #14
          So you are currently stood in front of a threatening bloke in the pub waiting for a solution from a load of geeks on the internet.

          Wise move! ... NOT!!!!

          I presume you must be out cold on the floor by now as he's lost patience waiting for you to act.

          Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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            #15
            Never ever windmill (unless your opponent is tied up).

            Heel of the hand (yours)applied to the underside of the nose (theirs) at a slightly inward angle and at high velocity.
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #16
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              Never ever windmill (unless your opponent is tied up).

              Heel of the hand (yours)applied to the underside of the nose (theirs) at a slightly inward angle and at high velocity.

              Works against the wife quiet well
              ftfy
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                Never ever windmill (unless your opponent is tied up).

                Heel of the hand (yours)applied to the underside of the nose (theirs) at a slightly inward angle and at high velocity.
                Not without having a bunch of keys in your hand first , eh?
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #18
                  [QUOTE=aussielong;1438219]my quiet local [QUOTE]

                  A typical 'quiet local' bar in Oz?

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                    #19
                    And what did you do next?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      And what did you do next?
                      He'll tell us when he wakes up.
                      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                      Feist - I Feel It All
                      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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