Toilet Paperology

**wobbegong** · 1 December 2011, 10:46

Simple rule when entering a toilet; "Lock and roll equals 'rock and roll' ".

**Hill Station Murthy** · 1 December 2011, 10:50

There is nothing there!

**TestMangler** · 1 December 2011, 10:54

Originally posted by Hill Station Murthy View Post

There is nothing there!

Are you sure you're a contractor ?

**Hill Station Murthy** · 1 December 2011, 11:10

Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Are you sure you're a contractor ?

I thought that perhaps this lady was being cryptic.

By posting a thread with a title of toilet papperology and leaving the body of the message blank
I thought the message we were supposed to undestand is that when she went to the bathroom to do her
doings she discovered that there was no paper in the cubicle.

**TestMangler** · 1 December 2011, 11:14

Originally posted by Hill Station Murthy View Post

I thought that perhaps this lady was being cryptic.

By posting a thread with a title of toilet papperology and leaving the body of the message blank
I thought the message we were supposed to undestand is that when she went to the bathroom to do her
doings she discovered that there was no paper in the cubicle.

**Mich the Tester** · 1 December 2011, 11:21

Originally posted by Hill Station Murthy View Post

I thought the message we were supposed to undestand is that when she went to the bathroom to do her
doings she discovered that there was no paper in the cubicle.

You're getting it confused with the French national anthem, Twickenham version;

<to the tune of ther Marseillaise>
A Frenchman went to the lavatory,
For to have a bloody good sh1t,
He pulled down his pants and trousers,
So that he could...REVEL IN IT!
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that someone had been there before,
OU EST LE PAPIER?
OU EST LE PAPIER?

Toilet Paperology