Just been on a conference call with the subcontinent...

[aussielong]

I've got an e-mail from Bob and I nearly understand it;

He is saying you cannot support more than 1 concurrent connection!

[Mich the Tester]

He is saying you cannot support more than 1 concurrent connection!

Not me mate, I didn't build that tulipe. I'm just paid to prove it doesn't work.

[MarillionFan]

I've got an e-mail from Bob and I nearly understand it;

How much is your annual membership to the BNP?

[Mich the Tester]

How much is your annual membership to the BNP?

About half a Godwin!

[russell]

Mich did I see your wife on the Tram the other day?

[Mich the Tester]

Mich did I see your wife on the Tram the other day?

Well she did tell me a short, fat bloke with a piss stain down his McDonalds trrousers tried to chat her up, so possibly.

[SimonMac]

I've got an e-mail from Bob and I nearly understand it;

If the job takes more than an hour to run it will fall over?!

[Mich the Tester]

If the job takes more than an hour to run it will fall over?!

I think he means that it will fall over if the last batch hasn't run and the xml confirming that hasn't been recieved, which suggests a rather cranky solution with dodgy exception handling. GOOD! RUN IT! MAKE IT BREAK! Then I can add a critical issue and send an invoice! Yippee!

[russell]

Well she did tell me a short, fat bloke with a piss stain down his McDonalds trrousers tried to chat her up, so possibly.

Well that's SimonMac for you, always on the pull.