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    #21
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Client: so, tell me about your last gig
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    Client: I don't think you're what we're looking for


    I'd tell them you're benched SY.
    I don't think Burger King are that fussy are they?

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      #22
      And now we wait.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #23
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        And now we wait.
        Good luck, waiting is orrible, hope you get a quick answer.

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          #24
          Originally posted by russell View Post
          Good luck, waiting is orrible, hope you get a quick answer.
          Thanks
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #25
            Suity a-ah
            Saviour of the contract Universe
            Suity
            He'll bore everyone of us
            Suity
            He's a twunt
            Suity
            King of the implausible

            He's for everyone of us
            Stand for everyone of us
            He save with a mighty hand
            Every man every woman
            Every chill(he's had)-he's a mighty twat
            Suity

            Just a man
            With a little boys's courage
            Nothing but a man
            But he can always fail
            No-one but the pure at heart
            May find the Golden Pan
            .................ah................
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #26
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              And now we wait.
              Do they know you're in a contract - will they wait for you if you give notice? And would you take it or are you just playing?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #27
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Do they know you're in a contract - will they wait for you if you give notice? And would you take it or are you just playing?
                He's just stroking his ego, which in Suity's case looks like a small white kitten.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Do they know you're in a contract - will they wait for you if you give notice? And would you take it or are you just playing?
                  Since Suity told them 5 weeks ago that he'd be off in 2 weeks if the project didn't improve, and it hasn't improved, then surely he's not in contract any more?

                  Or was his project flounce as impressive as his multitude of CUK ones?
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    Since Suity told them 5 weeks ago that he'd be off in 2 weeks if the project didn't improve, and it hasn't improved, then surely he's not in contract any more?

                    Or was his project flounce as impressive as his multitude of CUK ones?
                    You'd think it would be the client telling SY "if things don't improve in 2 weeks, you're off".
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      You'd think it would be Suit's wife and kids telling SY "if things don't improve in 2 weeks, you're off".
                      ftfy
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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