Software Development Lifecycle

[MarillionFan]

You've clearly never worked for a happy company with motivated people.

Of course I have. It's when they work for me.

Basically though IT people are slightly smarter than normal but still need as much management and help as labourers on a building site. That's why they get outsourced.

[alreadypacked]

Phew I'm glad it's not just me then.

This off shore team a just a bunch of recalcitrant retards.

Suity : So the stored procedures are 90% complete?
Offshore : Yes Suity

Offshore : Actually we have more concerns over the data model.

This is Bob speak for "We don't know what a data model is"

Project 1% complete. They may not even have the software installed to open your design.

HTH

[TheFaQQer]

This is Bob speak for "which cretin designed this tulip?"

FTFY