For those of you thinking of having children

[mudskipper]

At this time of year, discipline is a piece of piss:

"FATHER CHRISTMAS IS WATCHING!"

It's useful if you can recruit some "Santa's helpers" - perhaps pigeons are "Santa's birds" - or even a house spider who might be watching you even if you can't see him.

[MarillionFan]

At this time of year, discipline is a piece of piss:

"FATHER CHRISTMAS IS WATCHING!"

It's useful if you can recruit some "Santa's helpers" - perhaps pigeons are "Santa's birds" - or even a house spider who might be watching you even if you can't see him.

That used to work. Now it's just lets see how f**king noisy we can be. DS1 is whining so much it sounds like Suity coming into land in small airplane with a dozen Dysons going.

[administrator]

That used to work. Now it's just lets see how f**king noisy we can be. DS1 is whining so much it sounds like Suity coming into land in small airplane with a dozen Dysons going.

How old? If under 15 they should be in bed by now surely?

[scooterscot]

Had our first in May, I'm told it get quieter in about 18 years...

[MarillionFan]

How old? If under 15 they should be in bed by now surely?

Been in bed for an hour. I'm just still moaning.

[Old Greg]

My two little ones are angelic. Intelligent and lively, but well behaved and polite. I think it comes down to good genetic stock and a responsible up-bringing.

The ones I pity are the kids of angry little fat coke heads and other kinds of degenerates.

[MarillionFan]

My two little ones are angelic. Intelligent and lively, but well behaved and polite. I think it comes down to good genetic stock and a responsible up-bringing.

The ones I pity are the kids of angry little fat coke heads and other kinds of degenerates.

You mean Dull Versus Spirited.

I understand.

[SueEllen]

Had our first in May, I'm told it get quieter in about 18 years...

It gets quieter when you send them to boarding school aged 7.

[TheFaQQer]

At this time of year, discipline is a piece of piss:

"FATHER CHRISTMAS IS WATCHING!"

Until they see the Littlewoods advert

[SimonMac]

I love my kids, and do everything I can to keep them safe and happy, when I am older I am gonna need one of their kidneys