Reply to: For those of you thinking of having children

[BrilloPad]

How do I get my boy kid to tulip in the potty?

he is 'ready', just can't be bothered.

We get this issue with my disabled son. He is 4 but the size of a 6 year old. Whenever he gets it right he gets chocolate - but still cant get it together. We having potty traing DVD and books - but no avail.

Our council is one of those that provide free nappies to the over 4's. That should save us £10 a week - not that it saves us clearing up the mess.

[SimonMac]

How do I get my boy kid to tulip in the potty?

he is 'ready', just can't be bothered.

Rub is nose in the mess he makes?

[BrilloPad]

I have always found gin effective. Either on the kids or yourself.

[TimberWolf]

How do I get my boy kid to tulip in the potty?

he is 'ready', just can't be bothered.

IIRC you have to tell him what a clever boy he is.

Edit: oh, no that's the big toilet.

[Fishface]

How do I get my boy kid to tulip in the potty?

he is 'ready', just can't be bothered.

[TimberWolf]

Bang one out every year and you're sorted.

[SimonMac]

I love my kids, and do everything I can to keep them safe and happy, when I am older I am gonna need one of their kidneys

[TheFaQQer]

At this time of year, discipline is a piece of piss:

"FATHER CHRISTMAS IS WATCHING!"

Until they see the Littlewoods advert

[SueEllen]

Had our first in May, I'm told it get quieter in about 18 years...

It gets quieter when you send them to boarding school aged 7.

[MarillionFan]

My two little ones are angelic. Intelligent and lively, but well behaved and polite. I think it comes down to good genetic stock and a responsible up-bringing.

The ones I pity are the kids of angry little fat coke heads and other kinds of degenerates.

You mean Dull Versus Spirited.

I understand.

[Old Greg]

My two little ones are angelic. Intelligent and lively, but well behaved and polite. I think it comes down to good genetic stock and a responsible up-bringing.

The ones I pity are the kids of angry little fat coke heads and other kinds of degenerates.

[MarillionFan]

How old? If under 15 they should be in bed by now surely?

Been in bed for an hour. I'm just still moaning.

[scooterscot]

Had our first in May, I'm told it get quieter in about 18 years...

[administrator]

That used to work. Now it's just lets see how f**king noisy we can be. DS1 is whining so much it sounds like Suity coming into land in small airplane with a dozen Dysons going.

How old? If under 15 they should be in bed by now surely?

[MarillionFan]

At this time of year, discipline is a piece of piss:

"FATHER CHRISTMAS IS WATCHING!"

It's useful if you can recruit some "Santa's helpers" - perhaps pigeons are "Santa's birds" - or even a house spider who might be watching you even if you can't see him.

That used to work. Now it's just lets see how f**king noisy we can be. DS1 is whining so much it sounds like Suity coming into land in small airplane with a dozen Dysons going.