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CUK 2011 Awards - nominations
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Hard Brexit now!
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Don't worry, competition is tough for the fantasist of the year award.Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Fair enough, although I was being tongue-in-cheek.
I am considering whether this year we need to split the cretin of the year award into:
General forum cretin of the year
Professional forums cretin of the year
and then have a category for
Grand cretin of the year
Opinions and nomination welcome, especially from registered Cretinwatch members.Comment
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How do I go about getting registered?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostOpinions and nomination welcome, especially from registered Cretinwatch members.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Don't do it MP. It's a scam OG set up.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHow do I go about getting registered?
Everytime a cretin posts on here you get sent an SMS at £1.50 a pop.Comment
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If you can't work it out, you're not allowed in.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHow do I go about getting registered?Comment
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Hey, you're meant to be club mascot. Eat your biccy and get back in your basket.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostDon't do it MP. It's a scam OG set up.
Everytime a cretin posts on here you get sent an SMS at £1.50 a pop.Comment
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I nominate OS for Contractor wannabe of the year.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostAny categories for permies

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