Can someone post some good news please

[DodgyAgent]

Well, I just received news that a relative I didn't know recently died (I know you wanted good news... wait for it...) but there is a sum of $11.6m in his bank account that I am entitled to! Boomed!

He is Nigerian and wants you to deposit £1 million in order to pay for the process costs before they wire the money to you (plus the £1 million)

[gingerjedi]

I just had a huge plate of bacon and eggs. And some coffee.

My toy helicopter has just finished recharging.

I have managed to install oracle clusterware, 11g and SQL developer without getting stuck

There are some fluffy clouds floating past my window.

Did I mention I may have another gig, at a better rate, and closer to my house?

Have you got a micro chopper or a big one you can take out in the wind?

[DimPrawn]

Net migration to Britain hits record levels despite Coalition pledge to cut numbers | Mail Online
One fifth of households could see council tax rise, despite Government 'freeze' pledge | Mail Online
Expect more gas price rises warns Energy Minister Huhne as he insists government will pin back the increase | Mail Online
Public sector workers earn £4,000 a year pay premium compared to private staff | Mail Online
Europe surges ahead of UK on life expectancy because of our poor survival rates on cancer and obesity | Mail Online
Families need £25,000-a-YEAR just to break even as cost of living soars | Mail Online
We're paying £50m a day to the EU: Britain's contribution to Brussels rises to £18.5bn | Mail Online

HTH

[chef]

Life in a Day worth spending 90 mins of your life watching, I thought it was quite good, well at least it was far better than looking at the single bug I need to fix following testing.

[alreadypacked]

The count-down begins.

Two more week to go

Then 3 months holiday

[chef]

oh yeah, and thanks to the lovely people at amazon I have now completed all my xmas shopping and it will be delivered tomorrow while gf chef is out (obviously including a few things as small xmas presents for myself )

[NotAllThere]

My consultancy partners sold a license for some software I wrote to my son's university. The royalty payment neatly covering his fees, and a Masters if he goes for that.

[DodgyAgent]

Stability in the IT jobs market | News | Recruiter

Here you go, should cheer everyone up.

[Mich the Tester]

Stability in the IT jobs market | News | Recruiter

Here you go, should cheer everyone up.

but why hasn't that site got a forum we can raid?

[sasguru]

Have you got a micro chopper ?

He's insecure enough already, don't make it wirse.