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    #11
    Goes through your wallet/purse and helps themselves to 20% of the contents.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      asked for the names of 2 previous partners

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        #13
        Originally posted by Support Monkey View Post
        asked for the names of 2 previous partners
        And then rings them asking if they want to shag his sister
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Dodgy practices safe sex. He never gives his real name or address.
          I know we lack morals and ethics but shagging an aussie?
          Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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            #15
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
            I know we lack morals and ethics but shagging an aussie?
            I will add that aussies must crap at sex. A great big country like that with only 20 million people half of who are immigrants. Not a great performance is it "mate"?
            Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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              #16
              Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
              I will add that aussies must crap at sex. A great big country like that with only 20 million people half of who are immigrants. Not a great performance is it "mate"?
              yet about 100 million sheep
              Coffee's for closers

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                #17
                Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                yet about 100 million sheep
                Are you trying to say that we are sheep?
                Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                  Are you trying to say that we are sheep?
                  Baa!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                    I will add that aussies must crap at sex. A great big country like that with only 20 million people half of who are immigrants. Not a great performance is it "mate"?
                    Even my old boy has a suntan. I bet yours hasn't seen the light of day in years.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by aussielong View Post
                      Even my old boy has a suntan.
                      too much information!
                      Coffee's for closers

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