Goes through your wallet/purse and helps themselves to 20% of the contents.
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And then rings them asking if they want to shag his sisterOriginally posted by Support Monkey View Postasked for the names of 2 previous partnersWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I know we lack morals and ethics but shagging an aussie?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDodgy practices safe sex. He never gives his real name or address.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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I will add that aussies must crap at sex. A great big country like that with only 20 million people half of who are immigrants. Not a great performance is it "mate"?Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI know we lack morals and ethics but shagging an aussie?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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yet about 100 million sheepOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI will add that aussies must crap at sex. A great big country like that with only 20 million people half of who are immigrants. Not a great performance is it "mate"?
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Are you trying to say that we are sheep?Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postyet about 100 million sheep
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Even my old boy has a suntan. I bet yours hasn't seen the light of day in years.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI will add that aussies must crap at sex. A great big country like that with only 20 million people half of who are immigrants. Not a great performance is it "mate"?
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too much information!Originally posted by aussielong View PostEven my old boy has a suntan.Coffee's for closersComment
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