Attention Posters - RealityHack is back.

[SimonMac]

Yes he is a nonce

[russell]

I bet he hasn't got the bottle to ban me this time!

Brave man Simon

[MarillionFan]

I'll kill you RH, you hear me, kill you, you blustering baboon of sheeps testicles, do you know i could own you own you like a pimp owns his girls, im Russell you here me RUSSELL! USED TO BE KANDR WHO YOU BANNED, you jumped up pustular excuse for a human being, I've seen exrement on the street which looked better than you, yu jumped up pontificating prat who think that your better than me, me RUSSELL, or as you would know me The Man! Yeah The Man! The best poster who ever walked the entire length of CUK. I spit on your shoes, do you hear me, your shoes, yes those cheap ones from Shoesave, you scabby, warty hog. I have piles with more beauty than you, you jumped up joke. If I saw you walkign down the road, I'd kick your arse. Do you know who I am I! I'll kill you RH, you hear me, kill you, you blustering baboon of sheeps testicles, do you know i could own you own you like a pimp owns his girls, im Russell you here me RUSSELL! USED TO BE KANDR WHO YOU BANNED, you jumped up pustular excuse for a human being, I've seen exrement on the street which looked better than you, yu jumped up pontificating prat who think that your better than me, me RUSSELL, or as you would know me The Man! Yeah The Man! The best poster who ever walked the entire length of CUK. I spit on your shoes, do you hear me, your shoes, yes those cheap ones from Shoesave, you scabby, warty hog. I have piles with more beauty than you, you jumped up joke. If I saw you walkign down the road, I'd kick your arse. Do you know who I am I! I'll kill you RH, you hear me, kill you, you blustering baboon of sheeps testicles, do you know i could own you own you like a pimp owns his girls, im Russell you here me RUSSELL! USED TO BE KANDR WHO YOU BANNED, you jumped up pustular excuse for a human being, I've seen exrement on the street which looked better than you, yu jumped up pontificating prat who think that your better than me, me RUSSELL, or as you would know me The Man! Yeah The Man! The best poster who ever walked the entire length of CUK. I spit on your shoes, do you hear me, your shoes, yes those cheap ones from Shoesave, you scabby, warty hog. I have piles with more beauty than you, you jumped up joke. If I saw you walkign down the road, I'd kick your arse. Do you know who I am I! I'll kill you RH, you hear me, kill you, you blustering baboon of sheeps testicles, do you know i could own you own you like a pimp owns his girls, im Russell WHO YOU BANNED, you jumped up pustular excuse for a human being, I've seen exrement on the streeyou here me RUSSELL! USED TO BE KANDR WHO YOU BANNED, you jumped up pustular excuse for a human being, I've seen exrement on the street which looked better than you, yu jumped up pontificating prat who think that your better than me, me RUSSELL, or as you would know me The Man! Yeah The Man! The best poster who ever walked the entire length of CUK. I spit on your shoes, do you hear me, your shoes, yes those cheap ones from Shoesave, you scabby, warty hog. I have piles with more beauty than you, you jumped up joke. If I saw you walkign down the road, I'd kick your arse. Do you know who I am I! I'll kill you RH, you hear me, kill you, you blustering baboon of sheeps testicles, do you know i could own you own you like a pimp owns his girls, im Russell you here me RUSSELL! USED TO BE KANDR t which looked better than you, yu jumped up pontificating prat who think that your better than me, me RUSSELL, or as you would know me The Man! Yeah The Man! The best poster who ever walked the entire length of CUK. I spit on your shoes, do you hear me, your shoes, yes those cheap ones from Shoesave, you scabby, warty hog. I have piles with more beauty than you, you jumped up joke. If I saw you walkign down the road, I'd kick your arse. Do you know who I am I! I'll kill you RH, you hear me, kill you, you blustering baboon of sheeps testicles, do you know i could own you own you like a pimp owns his girls, im Russell you here me RUSSELL! USED TO BE KANDR WHO YOU BANNED, you jumped up pustular excuse for a human being, I've seen exrement on the street which looked better than you, yu jumped up pontificating prat who think that your better than me, me RUSSELL, or as you would know me The Man! Yeah The Man! The best poster who ever walked the entire length of CUK. I spit on your shoes, do you hear me, your shoes, yes those cheap ones from Shoesave, you scabby, warty hog. I have piles with more beauty than you, you jumped up joke. If I saw you walkign down the road, I'd kick your arse. Do you know who I am I!

Bit harsh Mark.

[mudskipper]

Oi, RH, you coming to our Christmas shindig?

[Spacecadet]

Bit harsh Mark.

I've heard that any bannings automatically erase any positive rep you've got

[russell]

Bit harsh Mark.

[russell]

I've heard that any bannings automatically erase any positive rep you've got

That won't effect me then,.

[MarillionFan]

That won't effect me then,.

You are my alter ego. Approximately 6000 points below me.

[russell]

im actually glad you are back RH, listen I need to discuss something with you, please be understanding about this, you know how your wife has been out a lot lately?....

Jesus Christ MF maybe a pm would have been better?

[cojak]

russell and MF - CUK's very own Laurel and Hardy.