Wierdos in the train

[Mich the Tester]

I think he was on my train last week.

He got off at Neath & I studiously avoided him.

Only added 3 miles to my walk home.

Last week I walked to the bog in the intercity on the way back to Tester Manor, opened the bog door and saw someone sitting on the throne slumped over and a stench of booze and piss wafted toward me; someone outside the bog then said ' I think he's a bit out of his head' and I wondered why 'he' would be wearing stockings and a Laura Ashley style flowery dress; slumped over person looked up and indeed it was a bloke; beard, dreadlocks and that glazed over look of the advanced druggy.

Railway staff stuggled to eject him at the next station, police were called, fight on the platform and so on.

Something makes me want to say to people like that 'look at yourself, get your bloody life sorted out', but I sense it would be pointless. It's all a bit sad really.

[d000hg]

Just be glad your not getting urinated on by 20 chavs.

Ah, now we're getting to the root of russell. Come on, this is a safe place to share.

[darmstadt]

Every single time I get a train I get the weirdo sitting next to me until I realised I was looking at my reflection in the window

[cailin maith]

Every single time I get a train I get the weirdo sitting next to me until I realised I was looking at my reflection in the window

That happens to me too - I usually think "ohhh that girl has a coat like mine" or "she looks familiar" and then I realise it is me

[russell]

That happens to me too - I usually think "ohhh that girl has a coat like mine" or "she looks familiar" and then I realise it is me

Are you blonde?

[GreenLabel]

Ah, now we're getting to the root of russell. Come on, this is a safe place to share.

If you're looking for the root of Russell, he's shared his chav-urine fantasy before.

[Durbs]

But serious question; is this behaviour typical of some drug?

Sounds more like the behaviour of a drunk really.

I hate public transport, tried a while ago to go without my car and use bus/train and on my 2nd day of bussing it had some nutjob get on, sat next to me at the front and then when we set off he got up and started punching and headbutting the drivers security screen screaming that he was going to fcking kill him. Looking at the dudes eyes, his head was totally gone, proper nutter.

[d000hg]

If you're looking for the root of Russell, he's shared his chav-urine fantasy before.

Wow, looks like my jibe was closer to the truth than I realised!

[russell]

Wow, looks like my jibe was closer to the truth than I realised!

Hahaha, nah I think there was a poster here who's shoes got pissed on? and of course Suity on himself!

[fullyautomatix]

I feel for you. The only thing that makes my commute remotely interesting is the lovely ladies that get on the trains.

I picked up the courage once to chat up a glamour puss but she looked at me as if a dog had tried to piss on her boots and scuttled off.