Originally posted by wobbegong
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Glad I use condoms.
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Don't you get crumbs in yer Japs?Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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Speak for yourself.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostBetter than having a large pile of used condoms under your bed.
McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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I'm not a wierdo, AB, I'd eat the crisps first!Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostDon't you get crumbs in yer Japs?
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Originally posted by russell View PostIt's a shame parents of some members of this forum didn't use them also, (d000gh and greenlabel come to mind)
Wait, aren't we one and the same?
Speaking of one and the same, how many times have you been banned under previous IDs?You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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And it does not seem to matter which end you use either:
Oral Sex May Cause More Throat Cancer Than Smoking in Men, Researchers Say - BloombergLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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