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5 habits that will hurt your relationship
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Originally posted by doodab View PostYou can't wank your grandad off, that's just wrong.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Phone rang at 4 AM today and the wife sleepily answered.
She got unusually angry and screamed "How the F**K would I know ? Phone the F**king coastguard !" and slammed the phone down hard.
I gently asked her who had called and she replied, "Some stupid woman wanting to know if the coast was clear....."When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostMindless pap on yahoo
What do you do that beggars belief in your relationship, that has others gaping and your wife rolling her eyes withComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostMindless pap on yahoo
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What do you do that beggars belief in your relationship, that has others gaping and your wife rolling her eyes with a rye smile?
For example, when someone comes to visit I usually welcome them, and then shout TEA at SY02 until she makes us one.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWhy? The glint in his eye while you're doing it makes it all worth it.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDon’t get me wrong – your relationship is very important. But so are you. And so is the life you’d so carefully built up before you began your relationship. Don’t be tempted to start putting yourself and your stuff – your goals, interests and friends – in second place when you’re in a relationship, because it won’t get the results you long for.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWithin my family, we will often have quite loud shouting matches. Outside observers aren't always aware that there's no heat in it at all. Too much time in improv theatre I think.
Originally posted by d000hg View PostNo wonder so many marriages fail if this is what passes for advice.Comment
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Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
No, its because most of them are to women who dont really bring anything to the partnership except needs.
You sound like a real catch.Comment
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Originally posted by escapeUK View PostNo, its because most of them are to women who dont really bring anything to the partnership except needs.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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